My mom is so cute. I mean, she's generally adorable and says silly things all the time that make us all laugh, but she's been especially cute lately. Since my store went out of business and I became unemployed, she's been telling the story to everyone she knows. Yesterday it was my aunt, and this morning I heard her telling someone from work. It's an abbreviated version, but they get the gist. I can tell that the people she's talking to feel like I was wronged, which is a nice little extra bit of sympathy. She's just so incredibly cute.